It seems this is becoming the "for posterity's sake" page. So be it.

Moss: I have a ticket. For the 16th of February.
Me: You're coming! I'll really see you!
Moss: I am!
Me: And you'll teach me how to play Mao!
Moss: Yes!
Me: Because of course that's the goal of the whole trip. I can't think of any other reason you'd come to France to see me.
Moss: And really, what else are two people stuck in a hotel room together gonna do?
Me: I honestly don't know.
Moss: Me neither.
Me: But... can you really play Mao with just two people?
Moss: Well... not really. You'd need three or four...
Me: Hmmm. I don't think we'll have anyone else in the room with us.
Moss: No.
Me: Whatever will we do?
Moss: I don't know.
Me: Watch TV, I expect. I don't really like to, but...
Moss: I can think of another idea, but I'm really too shy to bring it up... and I'm probably no good at it anyway...
Me: You mean chess...?

Ah, sweet February.